Top Ten Ways to Tell You’ve Gone Bald
10. Three words: “Bird-target-practice!”
9. FAA wants you to wear a hat outside because the reflection off your head is blinding pilots.
8. You’ve exchanged your comb for a chamois cloth.
7. You grew a beard just to prove you could grow hair somewhere.
6. You don’t lose pencils perched on your ear anymore.
5. When buried to your neck at the beach you’re often mistaken for a beach ball.
4. You know that bald-guy Sean Connery was once named “Sexiest Man of the Year” by People Magazine.*
3. Every year at Halloween you dress up like Uncle Fester from the Addams Family and no one notices.
2. Women find you irresistible....in your dreams!
1. God’s not the only one to know the number of hairs on your head.