Top Ten Signs You May Be a Baptist
10.
Everyone church member serves on at least three committees.
9. You’ve
been a member for twenty years but are still referred to as “that new
member.”
8. You have
two opinions on everything: and they’re both right.
7. Your
idea of excitement in worship is standing for more than two hymns in worship.
6. You
think the national bird should be the fried chicken.
5. Any
Sunday you beat the Methodist’s to Picadilly’s is considered a sign of God’s favor.
4. You’re
in favor of replacing the grape juice and cracker in the Lord’s Supper with sweet tea and corn bread.
3. You’ve
ever called Chick-fil-A “Jesus Chicken.”
2. You
prefer the bulletin be printed in King James English.
1. Heaven
will be an eternal pot-luck and every seat will be on the back row.
