10. The Youth Minister has put up posters announcing "The Rumble of the Humble."
9. The local ambulance service has a unit on standby in the parking lot.
8. Members sitting near the front are wearing protective parkas.
7. The church hostess crosses the room with "Ring #" signs after every portion of the agenda.
6. The Deacon of the Month is required to wear a referee uniform to the meeting.
5. The podium is in the center of a ring with corner posts and ropes.
4. Showtime is negotiating for the broadcast rights to the meetings.
3. Sylvester Stallone is there to do research for his next movie.
2. The deacons enter to WWE ring music.
1. The meeting is being held in the Mike Tyson Memorial Fellowehip Hall.
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